It was quite a few years ago, but I still recall a local radio commercial that recounted a conversation between two motorists. Each was praising the other’s outstanding and appropriate road etiquette in angry but unsarcastic voices (“Mr. Perfect Lane-Changer!”) The juxtaposition between intonation and subject matter was just priceless.
So. On the topic of juxtaposition of the ridiculous, I mused, what if naughty acronyms could be sanitized? Here are my takes–the language police be damned. Continue reading